Dispatches, from Number 41

Somewhere I can output without involving social media.

Sir Jim RATcliffe

Not the first time he’s been found wanting with his quite offensive public utterings on immigration, and by immigration he probably means those of higher melatonin levels than his…

Beggars belief really, complaining about immigration, again, when he’s a facking immigrant, complaining about high taxes, when he the reason he fucked off to Monaco was to avoid paying tax. If he actually gave a shit about the UK then he’s be tax resident here, but he’s not, he’d prefer all his other UK based Ineos staff to pay UK tax and hide behind that rather than lead by example.

Get him out of Man Utd too. He thinks there’s too many browns in the UK, so take them out yer team if you’re a man of your word ya piece of shit.

Fuck off Jim, stay in Monaco and shut your fucking mouth.